so
i've seen this questionnaire, or various versions of it, on other people's blogs. they ask their kids questions about themselves. well, no kids here. so
dan suggested he answer the questions for me. here's what i got. my thoughts are in parentheses as he is answering!
What is my favorite color?
"pink"
Do you like my cooking?
"yes i do"
What do I do that makes you happy?
laughing..."you"...thinking...."i know i see it...you keep me from being uncivilized"
If I was a cartoon character who would I be?
"
minnie mouse"
What is my favorite food?
"pasta, my pasta, i hope. or onions, that hardly qualifies as food though."
What makes me happy?
"when i help with things around the house"
What is my job?
"keeping me from having to help with things around the house!"
Do I make you proud?
"yes"
How?
"because even on your bad days you still smile sometimes" (he thought this was pretty funny)
What do i always say to you?
"
i'da had that done by now"
Am I a fun wife?
"yes, very fun"
How tall am I?
"5 foot 10 and a half" (really just under 5'10")
What do I like best about you?
"hum, my sense of humor..."(he looks at my facial response and laughs) "and my taste in music" (i say hardly! we will never really agree on music because he won't listen to anything made after 1992)
What animal do i remind you of?
"cheetah" (i don't even want to know!)
What do you think I was like as a child?
"quiet" (if i would have asked mom, she would have said bossy, but
i'm over that now!!! just ask
dan. now
i'm just always right.)
What do I do that makes you laugh?
"
yooouuu...."(thinking real hard) "i don't know,
i'm laughing at you most the time, but in a good way"
How old am I?
"30"
What do I like to do?
"sit around the house and eat
bon bons....that's a joke! you like to help other people"
How are we the same?
"hum, we both enjoy
italy and everything
italian"
How are we different?
"the way we, uh, both choose to deal with life"
What do I do when you are not here?
"clean and cook me dinner and work out at the gym"
What do you want to do more of together?
"travel"
How do you know I love you?
"because you tell me and you scratch my back sometimes"
What do you like best about me?
(he thought too hard on this one) "your personality"
Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here. Actually, it's just Dan. I'm breaking in to ask Annie the same questions about me. Her answers are below:
What is my favorite color?
"Red" (what a liar) "It's not, it's blue." (it usually is blue, but sometimes it's green or black)
Do you like my cooking?
"Well, you only ever cook pasta, so yeah" (that's true. I don't know how to cook anything else)
What do I do that makes you happy?
Long pause. More pause. "You kill all the bees nests we have outside" (good thing there are a lot of bees)
If I was a cartoon character who would I be?
"I don't know very many cartoons.
Umm. I'm gonna say one of the transformers. Because, like, you can change at the drop of a hat, like from being happy to being grumpy" (I don't even wear hats)
What is my favorite food?
"Pasta" (Yeah, that's probably true. Just not Olive Garden pasta) "And your favorite non-pasta food would be a good burger" (
mmm. Dan hungry)
What makes me happy?
"Being far away from chaotic situations. And planning" (I think that being around lots of people steals my soul, like taking photographs of
indians)
What is my job?
"To do a lot for a little" (too true)
Do I make you proud?
"yes, very"
How?
"You... are pretty much the star employee. Everyone comes to you for the answers" (if only they knew I made most stuff up on the spot)
What does Mommy (Dan) always say to you?
"Not a whole lot actually" (I actually talk all the time, she just doesn't hear me)
Am I a fun Mommy (husband)?
"Yep, except when you're grumpy" (So I must be fun all the time) "Whatever"
How tall am I?
"6'4 1/2" (When I'm happy. 6'3 1/2" when I'm sad)
What do I like best about Daddy (you)?
"Lots of things. Mostly that I'm always right. And my silky soft hair"
What animal does Mommy (Dan) remind you of?
"A tiger, because you used to wear a tiger's tail in
high school. Oh, heaven help me!" (Sure, if you take it out of context anything seems strange)
What do you think I was like as a child?
"Stubborn, and opinionated, and difficult. much like you are as an adult." (Ouch)
What do I do that makes you laugh?
"Everything"
How old am I?
"33 years, 8 months, and 2 weeks" (I'll take her word for it, even on the years part)
What do I like to do?
"You like to do anything computer related, watch scary shows, and work out at the gym." (That about sums it up)
How are we the same?
"We're both smart. And we both like frozen custard" (Who doesn't like it, though? Just people who've never tried it, I suppose)
How are we different?
"I'm always right, you're usually wrong" (no hesitation there at all)
What do I do when you are not here?
"Program, program, program. I wouldn't say clean. That's for sure." (I clean all the time. She just doesn't notice)
What do you want to do more of together?
"How about what do you want to do less of together? Shop, because you're not a good shopping partner." (If you've seen one shirt you've seen them all, right?)
How do you know I love you?
"Because you get up real early to go to work every day. And because you tell me." (I'm very thoughtful like that)
What do you like best about me?
"You can pretty much do anything." (It's just deciding to do things that stumps me.)